But Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangster

It was a warm summer day,

So Robert had to display

His truly unique sense of fashion. 

He thought to himself,

As he scoured his shelf

"I want to look really dashing."

He saw a classy red shirt,

Thought it looked like dirt,

So he threw it on the floor.

A polka-dot polo,

Orange and purple, but yolo!

At least he wouldn't look like a bore!

He found some shorts that were green,

With yellow stripes, oh how mean!

Those were perfect for him!

He then grabbed a blue sweater,

"Oh great, that looks better!"

Robert must be a bit dim. 

Some red crocs on the side,

Those shoes were trying to hide!

But Robert wore them anyway.

Then he went out,

And without a doubt

He appeared the most insane person that day.