The Spectacular Search for Chris’s Lost Spectacles

The trick is laid, Chris awakes to find his glasses missing.

Wasn't he wearing them as he fell asleep?

Retracing his steps, Chris pretends to fall asleep.

With his eyes closed, he searches for his glasses.

Mind ready to explode, Chris stands, but, being shortsighted, Chris sits back down.

Brrrrring! Brrrrring! The phonerrrings!

Blind but not deaf, Chris saunters out of bed and into the bathroom.

A furious tiger just escaped from its cage, he pounces on the noisy appliance.

Perched upon porcelain, Chris takes the call.

"Are your pipes filthy? Then call Mike Rowe the Crow..."

Chris palms forehead.

..and Chris finds his glasses!