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random topics, the return, part III
dear prosers! the randiis are back. if you missed them or not, here they are in all their ingnominy. let those who hate most cast the first stone. just make sure that as you pick what to throw, it shall cause the most injury. alternatively, if you are driven by a different sort of fire. just pick obe, some, all or none of the following prompts and do with them what you feel to be right. 1) protein shakes on the train to the Goulash. 2) the contents of the pockets of Yusef Lateef. 3) truths a doublethinker holds onto. 4) you make a left turn, by the overpass. 5) discussions of new flavors of potato chips by the samovar. 6) the celebrated return of Joe Pecci and his bat. 7) the milestone that pulls you down. 8) the contents of the pockets of Omar Khayyam. 9) things you shouldn't say to monster truck rally organizers. 10) what am i really thinking, when i'm thinking about object permanence. 11) wet clay, and acceptable wrongdoing. 12) leftovers in the age of a discovery. 13) egg hunting on planet Zordvorf 14) demistifying the life cycle of even-toed ungulants . 15) going five more then usual. 16) going too far. ....................... Kuato lives!!
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Obe

"...alternatively, if you are driven by a different sort of fire. just pick obe..."

--batmaninwuhan

So, yes, I pick obe. It was a choice offered, by you, disguised without a cardinal number, and I cannot resist. You are so correct, sir: first, you should always use cardinals.

More succulent than pearly ovules, obes are as discreet as they are sweet. I have several in my mouth as I speak, articulately, because they augment fricatives, only so slide out unannounced and unexpected; they throttle plosives and then marry the two to join their affricates in ambient affirmation. Simply sibilant, yet strenuously strident.

Without the humble, understated obe, we would all be pantomiming, and we all know how bad that sounds. Religions would fall as the cacophony rose to obsolescence. It would be glorious, but insignificant in the grand scheme of tings. Can I get an "Omen!"?

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