What is a Woman?

I am seeing this question raised often these days. It takes me way back, I assure you, as I was once curious about this very thing myself.

So I did back then what any red-blooded American boy does when he has a question he is embarrassed to take to his parents. I asked a friend.

I am certain that Gina could have told me the answer, as she was wise beyond her years, but bless her heart for showing me instead, as I have never been uncertain since.