Blue

You’re absolutely right. It was childish. Irresponsible, too. However, you must understand that I am, after all, only human. Superman, Spiderman, and Wonder Woman at the end of the day are only Clark Kent, Peter Parker, and Diana Prince. How can you expect more from me? What’s that? Their powers are more potent than mine? Hardly. Can you change people’s hair with nothing more than willpower and the blink of an eye? I didn’t think so. To be fair, I have made some errors. Donald Trump’s comb-over, for one. And Miley Cyrus’ porcupine ’do was not my most triumphant moment, either. For the most part, though, I’ve done a lot of good. I could be credited with generating at least half of Patrick Dempsey’s fanbase. And don’t even get me started on Whoopi Goldberg. You didn’t know the dreds were my work? Girl, please. NO ONE knows hair like I do. Still, I admit I went too far with you. Yes, I should have gotten your permission first. Yes, I should have anticipated that blue bangs would neither complement your complexion nor please your employer. Yes, it was wrong of me to make your eyebrows match your hair. No, I won’t change your appearance back for you.