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Random topics : oparation snood engorgement , contingency II
dear Theprosedotcomniks! it's been a while since there was a random topics challenge, a relatively long period of tranquility without the repugnance , horror and cruelty that are the randiis. but all good things must come to an end. and now we face the atrocity of another randii. so do your worst, using one, all some , few, most or none of the following topics: 1) opinionated legumes . 2) i found snaily, and life changed. 3) island in a lake in an island in a lake in an islans in a lake. 4) the contents of Eric Carle's pockets. 5) Che Guevara's favorite socks. 6) butterflies collecting people. 7) bad neighbors and how to cook them. 8) pianos don't work in microgravity. 9) a call for robots to activate program J-67. 10) coils, coils coils. 11) el chupacabra's choice of airlines. 12) bad service in the dark ages. 13) mostly benign coatracks. 14) where do rich people go , when they need to purge. 15) Sinbad the sailor, and his adventures in the recycling center. you can also comment on thing, or write about anything else you want. current affairs? gossip? entertainment? try it out. As always should any of your team be caught or killed, the secratery will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
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GerardDiLeo
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Mostly Benign Coa Tracks

The Coa is a vicious carnivore with a penchant for those off the grid. As such, news of their horrific attacks are never heard, much less addressed. They usually leave serpentine tracks in the mud, which serves as a warning to those who read such things. Nevertheless, the tracks of Coas in the state of Montana which, if you've ever been there, you already know is off the grid...nevertheless, those tracks are mostly benign because they don't lead to metastases.

Metastasis, a new work ethic of mute admiration for Facebook, is antithesis to the Coa, no matter what state you're in--psychiatric, subconscious, or geographic. Thus, metasex will repel the little buggers, and you can save yourself (and your gridless grid) a lot of explaining when the authorities get involved, as they are want to do way too often for my liking. I'd remind you of this every day, via email, if I weren't off the grid. That's what the Coa tracks are telling me, anyway.

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