Pen to the Paper 25

The electric guitar screeched throughout the stadium. Lights flashed as the drummer slowly began to play, teasing the crowd. Slowly, the drummer increased the speed with which he was playing. Two spotlights erupted from the stage, quickly diverging and bathing the entire stadium in a brilliant white light. Smoke erupted from the stage along with it. The guitarist jumped out from behind something, and fire blasted from the stage as he began playing his riff.

In a crescendo of awesomeness, I emerged from the elevator in the center of the stage and looked up, eye-liner laid on thick. My cape flowed through the wind. Spotlights pointed on me in my full glory: parachute pants, a cape, and a mesh tank-top.

I looked up and began singing a song so awesome it cannot be repeated. So great, it makes every lyricist look like an amateur. So amazing cool-tastic, that it can never be written down again.

JK

The music stopped.

“It’s poetic,” the music started again.

“The nature of my contest is hectic

But I was elected

No one else selected

Number one game show host, no better contestants

You’d think you’d learn your lesson

That only I can be the bestest

But still you come for my throne

I created Pen to the Paper

And ten minutes later

Everyone was thinking no challenge was greater

Nothing else was like it, it was a game changer

No one else was actively putting themselves in danger

But still you think you can come for my home

Been two years of Pen to the Paper, now this season is coming to a close

Don’t you riot, and don’t you be opposed

’Cause Pen to the Paper will be coming back with a vengeance, bros

Got another season in the makin’

With all your favorite peeps, bacon

We’re talkin’ Nick, Willow, and most importantly

The greatest and hottest host in history

The amazing and infallible me

So strap on in

The show's about to begin

Let’s end this season with a banger

This second season of Pen to the Paper!”

I climbed on top of a thirty foot ladder and jumped. I screamed when I realized that parachute pants do not act like a parachute when you fall.