Challenge
Random topics: rondo edition no. 87
Dear fellow suffering theprosedotcomniks! the hour is dark, and shadows gloomily cast upon our lives. it is no Halloween prompt, or a sale on skeleton costumes, which brings us this morbid mood. neigh, it is the despair and inequity of the randiis!!!Come here to disturb and disrupt, to suck all myrth and might into the dark abyss, such is the way of it, alas. all you can do, is choose all, some, few, one or none of the following topics and write whatever you like. you know..rage against the dying of the light..that stuff.. alternatively, try to introduce the topics in a Rondo form (the musical kind!!! :ABACADAE....ad infinitum...)
and the topics are: 1)why can't prnouns get along. 2)spinner mops. 3)bedevilled eggs 4)dental hygiene in the Carolingian dynasty 5)the content of William of Okham 's pockets.
6) three marsupials too few.
7) leperous leprechauns.
8) Screwbean mesquite and tar n' featherin for beginners.
9) Hector, son of Priam's unreasonable fascination with ceiling wax.
10) the melancholy ending of a shingle manufacturing corporation.
11) radio jingles the Principality of Andorra should reject.
12) riddle me this.
13) the viscosity of life.
14) Mezzanines in the age of uncertainty.
15) keeping the gold mine a secret.
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good luck and may god forgive you.
Pronoun Drama
I: welcome, everyone, it's fine for a show!! Are you ready?
Everyone: here! Ready!
You: why are you singling me out?!
Me: I'm sorry who's asking for me?
I: what are you talking about, I'm not sorry for a thing?
You: you do realise I'm right here, at least look at me when you're speaking to m-
Me: I don't... Think they were talking to me, they were speaking to you actua-
They: you dumbasses better not bring me into this
Me: thank you They!
You: fucking they... You're welcome, me
I: God he is sooooo self-absorbed
He: what? Is that- is that really what everyone thinks of me?
Everyone: what?! No, no, oh god we just wanted to see a show T-T
We: *shovelling popcorn, staring* the show's already started, pull up a chair will ya? We'll be here all night
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