Day of the Assholes
Assholes
If you're an asshole like me
It can turn ugly
He proposed to me suddenly
At the age of seventeen
Ruined my graduation
Not up for anticipation
He used to just stare at me
In the cafeteria
I felt like running away
I just stepped over him
In my high heels
And said nothing
If you're an asshole like me
You do what you want
It doesn't matter what they say
Or how much they taunt
The idea of taking you back
Makes me choke on a bone
Stop calling me on the phone
I just want to be alone
It's okay
It's not Hiroshima, you know
(I hear the bombs going now)
If you're an asshole like me
You want to keep on working
And for your boyfriend to
Stop jerking around or being a jerk
Now I got my feet on the ground
And it's the turnaround
He better listen to me this time
It's such a love crime
At least when you're down
There is only one way
To go and that's up
There is nothing left to lose
So you can only win
Turn the sands of time
Around again
Better than acting like you're dead
Melodrama of sixty or seventeen
It's a number, it's nothing
Selling your soul
Well, I thought about it
I would never sell mine
But yours, well, I thought
How much would I get for it
For the Devil it's a bargain
Bargain basement dirt cheap prices
That was all I could get for it
I decided to leave it
At least I don't take the
Stairs up from hell
To go to work
I suppose it's hot down there
It's kind of cold up here
Oh, I get the Faustian temptation
The winter of my lust and lost
Is not something for veneration
You get instant satisfaction
During my Joblick anticipation
At least I kept my soul, though
That's a dirty deal done cheap
With a real high price, dude
You bought her over the Internet
For $20,000
She likes to brag she
Sold herself for $40,000
Shows up in a hooker outfit
Of PVC in purple-red
With platform white heels, it's sad
How you regret
Bills and two kids and no fun
And expensive fashion habits
She took the money and ran
She went back to Japan
Well, it's not my problem
Anata wa abunai desu
Oh, the truth you deny
Shinjerarenai
I can't believe it
I don't believe you
You lie again and again
I would rather be alone
Got a guy on the phone
For a little dirty talk
And if he doesn't do it for me
Well, he can walk, so
How are the kids then?
Really not interested.