Dear Evan Dixon,
Dear Evan Dixon
I had a nice time today
I went to my sisters party
She wants to be on broadway
I had a cupcake
Dear Evan Dixon,
I’ve been think of what you said
You’re wrong you know,
It wasn’t too much
I don’t have to watch what I eat
Dear Evan Dixon,
I can’t get it out of my head,
Maybe I was wrong?
Should I really trust your advice?
Dear Evan Dixon,
I know i sounded unsure
Im so hungry right now
I’ll try to fight it off
Im not sure how long I’ll last
Dear Evan Dixon,
You said you could help me
Make me the guy of my dreams
Im getting scared now, this doesn’t seem healthy
My vision is blurry and I’m nauseous when I eat
Is this wrong? It doesn’t seem right to me
Dear Evan Dixon,
I keep passing out
Is that normal?
I want to be pretty, but this just seems wrong.
Dear Evan Dixon,
You’re right I’m too close to my goal
Its only for a few more weeks
Im already starting to see it
It makes me so happy
Dear Even Dixon,
I think my parents have caught on
My mom looks at me with worry
And my dad keeps buying my snacks
Its getting harder to hide
Dear Evan Dixon,
I’m here
I did it
Are you proud?
Dear writer,
You haven’t wrote to me in a while
I was getting worried
That is, until i saw you on tv
Im so proud of you
You reached 70
If only you could have survived
Yours truly, —E.D.