Lou Bega

Hey fucker,

It's me. Remember? Of course, you do. How could you forget? You were in my closet, under my bed, beneath my stairs, behind me, and anywhere else you could wiggle your fear-mongering tentacles. But I was too smart for you. I found your weakness, and I told all my friends. Every. Single. One. I'm betting business slowed down after that, didn't it? Who knew, Lou Bega's, "Mambo Number 5", could thwart a demon? Who knew that Lou Bega was, not only, a kick-ass dance instructor, but also an exorcist? I sure-as-shit didn't. So, sing it with me, "Jump up and down, and move it all around. Shake your hands to the sound. Put your hands on the ground. Take one step left, and one step right. And one to the front, and one to the side. Clap your hands once. Clap your hands twice. If it looks like this, then you're doing it right."

Sincerely,

She who thwarts demons.