Challenge
A Demand for Deadpan
Write something that delivers something funny/horrifying in a detached manner. Any format, any genre. Bonus points if you teach me a new word in the process.
All The Things We Want to Do
Pardon me while I laugh.
Hah.
Yes, quite nice. Check that off.
But those stories, those ideas, all the ingenuous, disharmonious dreams.
Looking at it objectively, you are not special. You are no exception.
The truth is, you will likely never live long enough to do all the things you want.
"What? Why are you-- why are you so surprised. It's the truth, I'm just stating facts."
See Anxiety. Eliciting fear is easy as a proper balance of eyeliner.
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