Challenge
Write a poem between 10 and 75 words correctly using as many homophones (eg. there, their, and they're; soul and sole, hear and here) as you can. Extra brownie points for the ones people seem to misuse the most! And. . . . Go!
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Ernest the Earnest Man
Ernest was an earnest man,
Who knew the difference
Between then and than.
Well Suited for the popery,
But settled for some potpourri.
He thew some in a decorative bowl,
When through the door he
Expected company to flow.
He placed his specs upon his nose,
To search out places
Specks of dust might grow.
He built his house on a stake of land,
And sat down to a steak dinner, fork in hand.