Challenge
Write a poem between 10 and 75 words correctly using as many homophones (eg. there, their, and they're; soul and sole, hear and here) as you can. Extra brownie points for the ones people seem to misuse the most! And. . . . Go!
Yellow Bears
"They're over there."
"Where?"
"Over there -see my stare?
It's a pair of yellow bears,
By the pears, past the stairs.
You know the stairs so full of wear and stripped of paint that now they're bare?"
"No I don't, I do not care."
"Well you're due to change your mind.
For I'm sure you'll never find
That from shore to sea
No eye has seen
What I have just described."
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