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Yo boyfriend so nasty, he gets off to your yearbook photos.

More people peel bananas each year than bananas peel people.

There are more planes in the sky than in the ocean.

When the sun goes away, it gets dark. When the moon goes away, it gets bright.

Fish swim more than you do each and every year.

At least one in ten people across the globe live on planet Earth.

Every time you eat food, food enters your body.

Every bee that stings you knows how to fly.

There will be a day when you’ll smell something you’ll never smell again.

You can tell if someone is a bad driver by if they cause accidents.

If you cut someone with scissors, you can fix them by cutting them up a bandaid.

Crabs are caught and served as a delicacy at many restaurants because they’re too slow.

Lobsters live forever until you kill and eat them. You will then live forever until experiencing a similar fate.

There is an undisclosed amount of cannibals that get pranked every April with beyond meat foods.

The natives were so native to America that the colonists hired Woody Guthrie to convince them to give up a share.

Every year, people die from unknown causes because if they knew how to get out of it, they probably wouldn’t have died.

The most bullied piece of musical equipment are guitar strings which get picked on quite a bit.

More seagulls fly through the air than through the sea.

Yo mama so seductive, when yo dad cheated on her she got engaged to the sidepiece.