Hey Lollie!

My girlfriend back in the day loved Charm’s Blow Pops. I used to stop in the mornings on the way to pick her up for school and get her one. I’d hide it somewhere in the truck, and as she climbed in she would immediately begin searching the cab for it; pulling down visors, checking under ball caps, opening gloveboxes, etc. I never hid it too good though, because it would ruin it if she couldn’t find it. If she couldn’t find it I would miss out on seeing the joy something as insignificant as a sucker could put on that sweet little face, and it felt too good when I was able to start her day off with a smile to ever miss it.

Now, most any old owl will tell you it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

“One, two, three… crunch!”

But don’t blow it, sucker. Take this sage old redneck’s advice and get her a Blow Pop instead.

You‘ll thank me for it later.