Too Many Ease, Too Many Fishes

Not only are there more fish in the sea, but there are more fishes in the sea. For example, there are all of the cartilaginous fishes. All the big fish in all those small ponds.

How many crawfish can a crawfish craw when a crawfish starts crawing fish? Sucking the heads is all the answer you need.

Are octopusses octopussi or octopussy?

There are fish(es) with good taste, and there are fish(es) that tast(e) good--just ask Charli(e). He's one of several tun(æ) who question antediluvian reality.

So, since we don't get paid scale here, I'm a little light--can you spot me a fin?

How many one-legged races can an eight-legged cephalopod win if there are still potato(e)s in the potato sacks? And where'd that "e" go? You should know...'cause you say potato, but I say potato. Especially when it's hot. Dan Quayle says potatœ. (It's a potato thing--you might not get it. It's a Republican thing. A potateau is a Cajun thing.)

Potatoad hot enough for you? You should see what it's like in Australia. But then, you already know--or at least find out by calling someone there--they're into the next day, so they can tell you how your day went. Based on that info(e), watch where you park--don't wanna get potatowed.

That's so freaky. But if you think that's crazy, just thank God it's a free world--otherwise, I'd tell you to float in the air and you'd HAVE to do it. (Every day I pass people who don't accept that it's a free world, so I just bat those floating corpses out of the way on the way to a duty-free-world shop.)

That's about it. Wait only for my boot heels to be wandering. My cortical islands are closing their borders. (It's a Title 42 thing--you might not get it.)