Tainted Love (Soft Cell)

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night (Bay City Rollers) down on main street (Bob Seger) I saw her standing there (The Beatles). "Come with me (Phil Phillips and the Twilights). I ain't looking for nothing but a good time (Poison)" I said.

"Do you wanna touch me? (Joan Jett and the Blackhearts)?" she asked.

"I want you to want me (Cheap Trick)" I replied.

"Lets go crazy! (Prince)" she said "Take my hand (Elvis)"

"Take me home tonight (Eddie Money)" and let's spend the night together (The Rolling Stones) " I answered.

Baby you can drive my car (Beatles) get out of my dreams and get in to my car (Billy Ocean)." It was a little GTO (Ronny and the Daytones).

"I can't wait (Stevie Nicks)" I cried.

So it was paradise by the dashboard light (Meatloaf). The girl's got rhythm (AC/DC) and she was a squealer (AC/DC). We did the tube steak boogie (ZZ Top) all night long (Joe Walsh). "I'm gonna make you love me (Diana Ross) This is one night stand I never wanted to end (Duran Duran)" she sighed.

"Take it easy (The Eagles)." I said, and I ran (Flock of Seagulls). I was like a bat out of Hell (Meatloaf)

Wake up time (Tom Petty) it was just another manic Monday (Bangles) and I had a fire down below (Bob Seger). "Somebody get me a doctor (Van Halen)!" I wailed.

"I'm burning for you (Blue Oyster Cult) you man eater (Hall and Oates)," remembering the backseat Serenade (All Time Low) I was on the highway to hell (AC/DC). At the hospital (Counting Crows), Dr. Brown (Fleetwood Mac) said "You need sexual healing "Marvin Gaye) because you have the Jack (AC/DC).

"Love hurts (Nazareth)" I groaned

Nurse Rozetta (Alice Cooper) smiled and said, "Yes but sometimes it hurts so good (John Mellencamp).

Writer's note. I think I followed the rules of the challenge. Seems like a word here and there outside of the song title was needed to tie everything together.

The Jack: Slang term from the 1970s in the UK and Australia for gonorrhea. Bon Scott of AC/DC made the term infamous in the song, "The Jack." There are 2 versions of the song one uses a metaphor of poker game with a femme fetal that was radio friendly. The second version still played at concerts today gets right down to business and there is no need to decode a metaphor.