She Is

she approaches people at parties

opens her bills immediately

drinks fifty ounces of water a day

not drowning

in her own insufficiencies

she talks a lot about things

that have relevance

to society

politics and philosophy

she knows it all

studies it diligently

she is smarter than average

drinks minimally

not too ambitious

but enough so that her check book

is balanced consistently

she thrives in chaos

her favorite pastime

is not stalking people from college

on the internet

she loves traveling

goes a million different places

internationally

she is kinder

than most people

but most of all

a fantastic writer