Challenge
Challenge of the Week CCXXVII
"He was such a quiet man," comes from TheWolfeDen, and will be judged by the creator, H1, and Ferryman. Here it comes: After a long day of work, you pull into your driveway to find that odd neighbor of yours being hauled away in handcuffs, accused of a particularly heinous crime. The other residents stand in the street, commenting on their surprise. But not you. You knew something was off this whole time. What gave it away? Any tone, any format. Winner gets $25 dollars. Go.
Side Eyes
Every neighbor has a nickname, a descriptive moniker that may or may not be deemed offensive should they ever be uttered aloud. My neighbors include Loud Ass Millennial Chick from the apartment above me, Business Suit Bob on the left of me, Older Indian Lady to the right, and Side Eyes across the hall.
Looks like Side Eyes won't make it to the monthly cook-out the apartment management throws for the residents. I hope my new neighbor is a little less sketchy. How hard is it to find a Nerd Girl or Hot Construction Dude?
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