Would You Miss Mosquitos?
Mosquitos. Would you miss 'em?
And malaria, yellow fever, chikungunya, dengue, West Nile, yellow fever? Genetically modifying mosquitos to render them unable to reproduce? Sounds like a good idea.
They're vampires, after all, created from the depths of depraved evolutionary engineering, each a juggernaut of my evening's destruction as I sit in this damned chair, seeing my blood run red, each dire drop miscible between time and tears.
But it really pisses me off.
You can't use genomes in efforts toward trapping perfection. Just one of many popular fallacies. Modify them to discourage their feeding frenzy? You'd sooner modify yourself with a can of DEET.
As a species, we have various insecurities that spill over into our best-laid plans of men. Read your history. Stepping into the newly uncharted genomic strategies is just the latest of many clever--but ultimately tragic--bad ideas. Genetic modification toward extinction?
Nothing good can come from this!
The Jews--would you miss 'em?
Homosexuals--would you miss 'em?
The ethnically disapproved--would you miss 'em?
Gypsies--would you miss 'em?
Catholics, Protestants, Muslims--would you miss 'em?
Your neighbors--would you miss 'em?
Addicts--would you miss 'em?
Ugly people--would you miss 'em?
Teachers--would you miss 'em?
Kardashians--would you miss 'em?