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Challenge of the Week CCXXXII
To avoid Hell, you've had to become the Grim Reaper for a century, and your last soul to dispatch happens to be looking up at you from his toilet, in a drug-hazed confusion as to whether or not this is even real. He's had a long and weird run as the king of rock and roll, but you have to move him on. Write a story about it. Since we've extended the duration of this CotW, the winner gets 35 big ones. Go.
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DilshanSS1
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Hell band

I saw him smoking weed and said to him "I am sorry sir but your time has come." The man replied "Honey is it already Halloween because Jimmy's costume looks so good." His wife replies from outside the bathroom "I am leaving you, you can go die!" I say to him "I am the grim reappear." He replies "Oh! But sorry I am the king of rock and roll. Too young to die!" I reply to him "Dude I don't care who you are maybe if you wanted to live longer and keep your wife and kids you should have thought about putting that weed down." The man replies "Bro you dont get it, I can't leave this profession." I start to wonder how I will get this stoner off the Earth because he just ossified but then I got an idea and I said to him "In hell we have a rock band I would love you to play music in the depths of hell." The man replied "A band to all myself hell yeah!" I then took him to hell where he is still playing his little song in eternal torment and suffering but he is the happiest person in hell.

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