My Penis is this size

I call Women bitches

I drive this many cars

I live in this size house

I smoke this much Dope

I probably do a lot of other drugs a lot

I cant sing

I act cool

I talk incoherently

I am this colour

I own this much gold

I make fake gang member signs

I am harder than any other man

I own guns

I have great taste

I am always on holiday

I ve been in jail

I am unquestionably hetrosexual

I do not like some races

I believe in God

I am original

I have murdered people

I have no respect for the law

I am a business man

I am sensitive