Fuckin’ A

The word "fuck" is under-appreciated

It's the most versatile word I know

Adjective, noun, preposition or verb

"Fuck" always fits in with the flow

I proclaim "I'm gonna fuck him up!"

About a young guy I'll seduce

I'll say "Everything is beyond fucked up!"

When I can't think of a better excuse

"I'm so fucked up" can mean anything

From being sad, or angry or drunk

"Fuck it" always a good response

When someone's grouchy or in a funk

Fuck gives statements that extra oomph

"She's fucking dumb" or "He's a fucking jerk!"

Outside is "fucking hot" or "fucking freezing"

And always, "I don't fucking want to go to work!"

Tone is key when using the word "fuck"

Statements can mean different things

"I got thoroughly fucked" means I had good sex

Or I got my feelings hurt and it stings

"Fucktard" is a perfect example

Create new words, if you're so driven

Or don't do a thing, if you don't want

You can hashtag it "Zero fucks given"

Sometimes no word is quite enough

To relay if something is great or it sucks

That's where my favorite word comes in

For sure, "It's useful as fuck"