Vampires and Cats are the same thing

Once upon a time there lived a vampiric cat named Odin. He killed a mouse a day and a rabbit a week, one bird every two days and he would lose a shrew in the office if he was bored.

On Mondays he woke up the humans at 4:00 asking for food, ate the food, then asked for more. At 7:30 he would sleep on a random bed for ten hours, then ask for more food. He would hunt at night and then Tuesday would begin.

Nobody would see him on Tuesdays, as that was his hunting/territory gaining day. 

Wednesdays were tree climbing days when he would find a tree and explore it.

Thursdays were just messing around days and Fridays were when he learnt to swim. He started off by siting in sink and moved up to catching frogs in the pond. The weekends were like Thursdays - nothing really happened.

Odin was also a vampire, he was black, impossible to see and loved sunlight. OK, so he was a bit strange for a vampire but he loved blood and killing stuff and milk and sneaking and biting peoples legs through a bush and stuff like that.

Everyone loved him, I still haven't worked why, I mean, he slept on your laptop and sent weird messages on Skype and he hit the telly when something moved and he made a horrible mess on the sofa once with a headless bunny. He is quite cute though.