Supranatural Mischief

I donned asbestos gloves

Picked up ball lightening

Hurled it down to Earth

People fell like pins

Preternaturally punctual

I was there, effervesced

And worked what's wrought

Then dutifully, likewise, evanesced

I ionized the Borealis

Shuffling my feet on carpet

Touched a fellow by-the-toe

Falling like a TASERee

I collected acid rain

To dilute the Great Salt Lake

Mormons were alkalinized

Decreeing the new pH to be

I ran counter to Earth's rotation

Until I was geostationary

I could pick up all the GPS

Telling me where I can go

I can see souls leaving bodies

And hear the beauty of a face

And sublimate your better points

Before I return to my senses