Viva Catalonia!

his heraldic crest

a donger and yarbles rampant

upon a field of green clover

it was a stone slab of course

donated by a few eggheads in exile

his best friends were his orgasms

shall we redefine the human condition

my guru continued via implication

you are tied to your weenie

with many rivers to cross it's all a river

float like a butterfly sting like etc.

his heels had wings goat wings

danced merry on their way to work

there's an idea lurking in here somewhere

from the lurking transcendental government

standing guard between the seen and the unseen

try not to bleed so much kids digitize instead

this is a novelty sing along tune

hooted by two adolescent chimps

nearly inaudible due to the sound of

heavy earth moving machinery

the crowd groaned to get the signal

booed him uncompromisingly off stage

he ran into the gloom of fog and introspection

calling taxi taxi taxi in the rain

played all the frequencies at once

could have led to open rebellion

but instead was hailed a master of definitions

please make of it what you wish

since there is nothing left to do

but go bowling on rockabilly night

while madmen comics kept us ROTFLMAO

with astounding feather and glue tricks

so that his work in the aviary could have

a reaching interplanetary dimension

utterly without consequence whatsoever

the whore press wouldn't touch it

and retired from the drapery business

it's up to us to steer this sucker

down the Grapevine and find parking

where our epic turns right on Main St.

BBQ skewers swished in the starlight

yes he was a romantic and a romanticist

Pushing the Topic up Through the Earth

was the finally finished pamphlet's title

where this goes on the graph

is anyone's guess

take it line by line

of course it was more fun

not being a running target

I am but an orphan foundling sir

From "Pageant of Naked Mischief" available on Amazon