Irish Poker

Black or red? ... mmm, black?

Wrong. It's a red seven. Drink. 

Higher or lower?

I will say ... higher? 

It's a black queen. Freaking good;

My drink is so strong;

Ginger ale and whiskey.

In between or outside? Ummmm...

Outside? Incorrect. 

It is a black ten.

Three drinks. Shit. Don't think, just drink.

Now for the hard part:

Which suit will it be?

How to make this random choice?

Hearts, spades, diamonds, clubs...

I'm gonna say clubs?

I actually got it right! 

IT'S CLUBS! It's over!

As I start to leave

With my unfinished beverage

The dealer asks me:

Want to play again?

I halt. Buzzed from my last hand,

I reply: all right.