Challenge
Sales Pitch
I want you to give me your best sales pitch for really obscure or strange objects/substances/materials/things. It could even be a normal thing being used in an unorthodox way. Really sell me on it, make me wanna use it every day. Do whatever, catch me off guard, and sweep me off my feet. Go crazy!
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metal block
Do you want a metal block that does nothing? I have it right here, just for $29.99! Don't have a hammer? Metal block! No plate for a burger? Metal block! Have the co-worker you hate? Metal block!
Call 555-8939 right now, and we'll throw in a mini metal block for just five more dollars!
(Metal Block Corporation is not responsible for any physical damage or lead poisoning received)