Mother Nature, When She’s Good She’s Very Very Good When She’s Bad You Go Extinct

Of all the ladies who have ever graced us with their beauty none are as drop circle of life and death gorgeous, sensual, or naughty (snicker blush) as Mother Nature. Even after billions of years, multiple ice age, extinctions, and humanity trying to change her, you won't won't find a hotter mother than her.

Mother nature's hair is as amber waves of grain which dances in the wind. Her eyes are the deep blue of a quiet sea. Mother Nature is all curves and you won't find a straight line on her body (hubba hubba). Her redwood legs are long, sensuous and stretch up to the heavens. It doesn't matter that she doesn't shave. Her skin is as clear as the unblemished snow and as soft as a panda's fur. Her bosom is the envy of every woman alive and so majestic mankind has named them, The Grand Tetons.

Now, Mother Nature is a woman of quality and she doesn't tolerate anyone trying to mess up her beauty. She can also be a bit moody. Earthquakes, volcanoes, hurricanes, tornados, and storms allow her to undo the damage done by humanity and remind them that she can be one BAD MOTHER when she needs to.

Oh, Mother Nature is a wanton and lusty lass. Anything goes with her! Doggie style, cellular division, insect billionsomes, porpoise style, asexual, spawning, spore production, pollenization, and rutting in the trees, when Mother Nature wants some, she'll take it how she can get it.

Of all that is beautiful from the stars in the sky to the quiet falling snow, nothing compares to our mother. We must respect her, try to please her, but most of all, we mustn't PISS HER OFF! I don't know about you, but I can do without another ice age or caldera eruption wiping out our entire species.