Benefit King

Wake up at nine,

And on I sign,

Job centre rule,

Cos I'm no fool.

Keep up pretense,

That I've no sense,

Brave it outside,

No place to hide.

There's no real use,

I'm too obtuse,

I don't fit in,

I'll never win.

So play along,

It might seem wrong,

But no right way,

To earn blood pay.