Exotic Body Parts in Dysarray
You say your anatomical snuff box
Cannot accommodate my proboscis
And my hairy glabella
Is not my best seller
And your lovely lunulae
Wave me off every day
All of your body parts, mundane and exotic
Are fuel for my drives, untamed and erotic
Inhale my seductive nostrum
Placed right under your philtrum
Don't deny the scratch for my itch
That persists as pruritic acnestis
You narrow your canthi
When giving me stink-eye
But paired dimples of Venus
Provoke spread of my genus*
So why keep your legs akimbo
Just to offer me Limbo?
Perhaps your parts would be better
If they weren't so altogether
I could have a bag, for each part, titular
A collection of each part singular
And every very lonesome now and then
I could put you back together again
(*Alternate line deleted for propriety.)