Mailman II

You know, I haven't been honest,

Our mailman isn't lost.

Understand I had no choice, even

Knowing the true cost.

Now, the mailman had a secret,

Of the highest crime degree.

Whatever you think he did wrong,

Times that thing by three.

Had I forgiven his debt,

And looked the other way,

The mailman would have harmed even

I, the runaway.

Knock knock, said the mailman,

News of the latest political stride!

Open the door, you lowly thief,

We'll wait for you outside.

Riddle me this, your honor,

If the mailman didn't flee,

Given the current circumstances,

Have you acted just like me?

Then I'm not guilty.