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Prose Challenge of the Week #30: It's Independence Day and the aliens have invaded. You have one chance to save the planet by describing to them what Independence means. Share that speech with us. The winner will be chosen based on a number of criteria, this includes: fire, form, and creative edge. Number of reads, bookmarks, and shares will also be taken into consideration. The winner will receive $100. When sharing to Twitter, please use the hashtag #ProseChallenge
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Backseat Freestyle, Pt. 2

"We 'aliens' hereby challenge you, to a legendary freestyle rap battle."

"Those rhymes didn't rattle me too much, thy kind need a saddle? Tho'lack'th the touch."

"Thou humans love thyselves too much. We'r'more advanced; we are above and in front."

"YOU Sithlords are mere shadows and dust, WE Earthlings know Love and 

THUS,

INDEPEN-DUNCE!"

"That logical inferunce was far too abrupt; but's fortunate, thy psychic hardrive's still 

QUITE 

corrupt."

"No it's not, meremight, I know y'know that we and I have got means to spill THY cup."

"And what, 's'a relephunt statement (donkey)'d make us trust in humans' emancipation?"

"Aliun, the same magnificunce (key) that WE all always and already are emaNAtin.'"

        ...and with that they all just took off, bringing an interimend to all that hatin'...

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