I really want Elder Scrolls Online to be released, like, yesterday.

I want a tour of Volition, too! And Roosterteeth while I'm at it.

I want some generous god to throw a record label at me, maybe. Or a publishing company a contract. Or just anyone throw me money or something. That's cool.

I'd really like a great dane. And a dachshund. And a chihuahua and-- oh my god, definitely a great pyraneese... That's not even close to how it's spelled. The big fluffy polar bear dogs. Those ones. I want ten.

And I really want a super fancy date with my girl. I haven't seen her lately and I'd really like to. What should I get her for christmas..?

I'd really love a Chromebook maybe. Or just a laptop without gross porno viruses. Like, really? I just wanna play Minecraft.

Speaking of, I want that enderman hoodie I saw once at hot topic. And that creeper one too, yeah.

I'd like a bunch of Youtuber merch. I'd really just like the youtubers themselves, but, y'know, legalities and stuff.

I just want a white christmas and snow so deep I cant go to school for like six years. Yeah.

Happy holidays, y'all!