Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas It’s Christmas time again Merry Christmas

See how low the temperatures will get— this year-

Or maybe it’ll be a December to remember~ unlike any other~ ‘Why?’ You ask. I’ll tell you why…O it’s because December is the most busiest time of the year, for us who work at the north pole that is..we have to get so many toys ready….for all the boys & girls around the world *sighs* but you know what for this year us elves are going on a STRIKE yes…*claps hands*…*stomps feet*...We are going on a STRIKE. So, Dear Mr. Santa Claus we would like to get all our bags, and head to the Bahamas, maybe, for our own little Christmas vacation. Thanks. We will not need to confirm with you for that at this time. We’ve already bought our vacay tickets. Sorry, eh not. Anywho, we promise not to leave you alone. We trained a bunch of gnomes, and we think they’d be fit for the job of: hanging red stockings along the fireplace in a spot where they will not burn, making your favorite Christmas swirly chocolate chip treats just the way Martha Stewart taught us how to, and getting the sleigh ready for the BIG day (sending presents to all the kids around the world). Farewell for now to one and all at the North Pole. We elves will be going on a much needed festive holiday this year! Merry Christmas P.S. Someone please remind the gnomes that Rudolph will not be guiding Santa’s sleigh. We installed a GPS for him that works like magick. Merry Christmas