For the Betterment of Mr. Pike
What a day it was, when I fired off the missives,
I watched them fly away against my father's wishes.
My father was pernicious about the spending of his riches,
but I invited all the witches, and all the other misses.
He said to me in stitches, "you're too big for your britches",
"I'll never find a wife, I've burned too many bridges".
But I knew that the truth, was that he longed for long kisses.
Never in his life, had he fallen so listless.
Never considered a new wife, he just lived to miss his.
So I resolved to help this man, as difficult as this is,
by throwing a ball to bring new life, to the lifelessness of the premisses.
Now a magical feast of fishes, to lower his inhibitions,
the only question left is...which one of these bitches?
And which dishes I should use, for these wonderful dishes.