Why so noisy?

STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. Enraged birds cursing on their flight as their calm lunch-break is disrupted. The crunchy leaves echo through the otherwise silent forest and all my friends turn their head to the source of the annoying noise and while deciding whether to run away or stare in interest.

And then I finally saw the noisy monster. But, to my surprise, it was not some big animal or any kind of monster but one of those human creatures. It was rather small, not much taller than me and its thin legs were moving ridiculously fast, making its approach in my direction. Its hair was a color of setting sun and strangely growing only from the top of its very round head.

But OH MY GOD, it was so noisy! With its every step the birds screeched in horror as they quickly flew away and the furry squirrels hurried to climb up the closest tree in hope of not being followed. But this thing just continued to run with an occasional high-pitched squeals for no reason whatsoever, spreading its arms as if trying to fly like a butterfly and jumping in a very funny way. Its head was turning all over the place, not knowing where to rest its curious eyes but… OH HELL NO.

Its eyes connected with mine and it finally saw me. Suddenly, the stomping stopped but my heartbeat picked up a pace. This thing watched me with utmost curiosity and I believe if I was closer I could see myself mirrored in its eyes. Then it took something from the blue thing in its hand and dropped it on the ground before its feet. My eyes followed to the ground and I could see a variety of acorns and other colorful feed, but then this thing started to step closer with a hand stretched before it with a piece of yellow root in it, looking at me expectantly.

Yeah, as if I am going to be dumb enough to let you come closer; I turned without hesitation and quickly started to jump away.

BYE, you annoying creature!