How to go to Hell in five easy steps

INGREDIENTS:

1. A woman in a stable long-term distance (for the moment) relationship. (Yes, that's you!)

2. A bar;

3. Alcohol (of any kind, although it's beer in the original recipe);

4. A random man, who isn't that woman's type;

5. A woman's female friend

STEPS:

1. The woman (exhibit 1) goes to a bar (exhibit 2), accompanied by her friend (exhibit 5), with the clearest of all intentions to have ONE beer (exhibit 3), listen to some nice music and get back home.

(Just in case, exhibit 1 put on some make up, did her hair and dressed up in advance. What's the case? We don't know.)

2. Exhibit 1 meets exhibit 4 (a random man who isn't her type) after a solid amount of exhibit 3 and starts a casual conversation, even invites exhibit 4 to sit next to her, because "he's safe". (He's not her type at all, in any sense, he's much younger than her, and they barely understand each other, both being strangers in a strange land).

3. The casual conversation and the abuse of exhibit 3 give exhibit 4 the freedom to hug exhibit 1, then tighten the hug little by little. Exhibit 1 realizes that this hug may lead to something else, but hopes that it won't (the sober part of her brain). The drunk part thinks "What the hell!" (Yes, Hell is coming, but you don't know it yet.) With exhibit 3 still in the picture exhibit 4 starts kissing exhibit 1 passionately - first on the neck, then on the lips; hands are touching all those places that were reserved for someone else just two hours before that… Her brain screams "RUUUN", but her body…It's been a long time since it was touched this way - gently, sensually and confidently at the same time. Exhibit 4 knows what he's doing and why he's doing it.

Exhibit 1 realizes her mistake (has an epiphany, embodied by exhibit 5, who starts being aggressive to exhibit 4, because he neglected her and chose the other) and disappears as fast as she can. But, due to the side effects of exhibit 3, exhibit 4 has her number.

4. Then it starts - three weeks of agony, a struggle between guilt and temptation. A roller coaster of feelings she didn't wish for. Hot and cold waves drown her, make her wriggle in bed at night, wake up soaked with sweat. She curses him, craving to be with him each second of the day. At the end of week 3 she succumbs.

5. They meet. Exhibit 1 is attracted and bewildered at the same time. She knows what she bets. She has so much to lose. Exhibit 3 strikes again and she finally loses. Everything.

That's it, we did it!

A night she will never forget that lasts long enough for him to forget her name.

Next day - She doesn't need to go to Hell. Hell is already here and it's here to stay. Forever.

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