The note
Upon the fridge was pinned a note
In hurried hand it had been wrote
It said exactly this, I quote
'I'm joining Johnny on his boat'
No further message there was penned
My poor heart, oh it did rend
That man was far more foe than friend
I fretted how it all might end
My girl was hardly more than lass
Although she could be bold as brass
And on occasion rather crass
She had no business with that ass
I'd heard stories 'bout that man
About his off-white panel van
My face went pale, I turned and ran
Mind scrambling to make a plan
My feet flew down towards the dock
As chimes emitted from the clock
Those schemes of his, I planned to block
That boat of his would surely rock
When I arrived, the dock was bare
Neither he nor she were there
I almost wilted with despair
He'd lured her right into their lair
See Johnny was a simple fool
Passing handsome, never cruel
He often hung around the pool
Making the young women drool
But I knew where he'd take his date
A place where bad men lay in wait
Their stone-cold eyes filled up with hate
I hoped I wouldn't be too late
There was at river's mouth a place
Perched atop the high rock face
These cloaked men had made their base
That was where my feet did race
I donned a cloak and grabbed a gun
I planned to kill them one by one
Oh they'd regret what they had done
They'd not live to see the sun
The trip took longer than I'd like
The cult's lair was quite a hike
I hid in bushes, poised, catlike
Waiting for the time to strike
What I witnessed shocked me raw
Rocked my foundations to the core
My girl was there, feet on the floor
I'd never seen her look so sure
A knife in hand, she faced the men
She sliced and then she sliced again
Til blood was thick in that bullpen
She slaughtered them from one to ten
I'd never seen her move so quick
Their bodies did she nick and prick
The scarlet ground became quite slick
The last man gave a death throe kick
She turned to where I hid close-by
As if she knew my eyes did spy
'You read the note?' her voice was shy
'T'was time for these bad men to die'
I stood up and smiled at her
'My girl, of course I do concur,
I wanted these deaths to occur
I wished we'd had time to confer'
'I tried to tell you once or twice
But what's done, it should suffice'
Her eyes were hard as winter ice
'I've ended virgin sacrifice'