Plans to take down a cult, get laid, and become the new head of the cult

Success rate: <1% (2% if you're really hot)

Materials needed: cultist outfit (just get something from an emo kid's closet), cookies, sacrificial knife from amazon (or, again, just get it from the emo kid's closet), and many, many condoms (safety first guys)

Other things to know: must be good at demonic chanting, at least somewhat attractive, and not a virgin (just as a failsafe, in case they decide to try and sacrifice you instead)

Points of failure: yes

Step 1: participate in the closest cult interest meeting (and bring cookies or something to immediately get some clout)

Step 2: join the cult by chanting some random bs and lying that some supernatural shit had possessed you

Step 3: rise through the cult's ranks (by ANY means necessary)

Step 4: get to the virgin who is to be sacrificed

Step 5: seduce the virgin sacrifice (I mean, if the virgin is no longer a virgin...)

Step 6: have fun (remember that "ANY means necessary" from before? Yeah, you'll have had a lot of practice already)

Step 7: convince your fellow cultists to sacrifice the cult leader (by this point, you'll have fucked almost everyone in the cult except the cult leader, so you know who the only virgin left is...)

Step 8: viola! the cult is yours, and so is the girl