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Ladies and Gentlemen, Enbys and Multis! Welcome to the 2000th annual Galactic Pickleball Tournament!

We're back where it all began, at the Pritchard Arena on the quaint little planet Earth. When it all started, they were playing with nets and just two arms per player, haha! Well I don't know about you folks, but I'm grateful to Jo-el for bringing such a fantabulastic game to the cosmos!

If you haven't been following along with the latest additions to the Rule Book, be sure to download the latest copy and subscribe for more updates. And if you left your racket, pickle, balls, tridents, singularities, or helmet in an alternate dimension, no problem! Just stop by the Picklery on level 500 for game gear, souvenirs, and this year's signature drink, the Greenie Meanie!

And now, it's our first match, featuring The Lovenauts from the Alpha Centauri system versus The Snorgeelbryetygpets all the way Sirius versus our home team The Mighty Pacific from Earth!

The team from Sirius is in full bioluminescence mode, so I hope everyone else brought their sunglasses! Alpha Centauri will start in the Zesty position, with Earth on Gherkin and Sirius on Bread and Butter. You can follow along on the 3-D tournament bracket on our app, now available on iPhones everywhere!

Best of luck to all the teams, may the saltiest among us win!