A Venery of Noun Collectives

I revel in terms of venery--venereal terms--which in sex means contractural pathology or wanton indulgence--but in nature means "nouns of assembly." As such, I relate to the poetic vibes from terms of venery, be it a herd of fauna, a bush of flora, or a buffoonery of clowns.

My bible is the Boke of Seynt Albans, which first cataloged terms of venery in 1486. I consider its wisdom a lobe of cognition.

As such, one beautiful day I was out and about in a warmth of sunshine, under a gauze of puffy white clouds, under a beaucoup of bluesy sky. A flight of birds sang, carried on a zephyrate of cool breezes, occasionally spoiled by a choke of smokers. Being an amateur ornithologist, I heard a chittering of high pitches--not so much a song--as just a goof of happiness from a charm of hummingbirds--and elusive as a cauldron of bats.

After ticking off a uhaul of boxes, e.g., murder of crows, Parliament of owls, exaltation of larks, and gaggle of geese, I plowed through a squalor of people and began thinking of them venereally (noun-collecting, not sexually...well, not at first). I dutifully recorded my observations in a frenzy of St. Albans documentation.

It was lunchtime and the first thing I recorded was a pudge of obese people, the term of venery that invokes both a pod of whales and the fudge pudges often eat.

I passed a silence of mimes performing at the park but, as if karma, was then assaulted by a dump of discourse from a man with a megaphone. Back across the street, I had to step over a shitload of miscreants. I made my way toward the library but at the corner had to wait for a contrary of no-right-turn right-turn turners, who always drive, as a priviligata of imbecilia, luxury cars.

Finally, frustrated, I walked against the light and was quickly surrounded by a donut of cops. They surrounded me like dough encircles a hole. Ironically, I was laughed at by a gape of assholes.

Next I needed to hire represenation from a letch of lawyers. I got off but had to do community hours, supervised by a maroon of morons.