Sharp Dressed

Pinstripes or purple?

What to choose, what to choose?

Sensuous, svelte, silhouette,

I could almost fall in love with myself.

A night on the town,

Gonna really cut loose.

Women will scream when I enter the room,

Cops will have to break up the party.

Dang, this suit looks good on me,

I sure know how to pick 'em.

After tonight's adventures,

I'll be the name on everyone's lips.

Get me a bigger mirror,

I wish to gaze at my wonderfulness.

The color brings out my eyes,

It really makes my skin shine.

Do you remember how we met?

You couldn't resist my animal charm.

We broke all kinds of rules to make it work,

You were putty in my hands.

Oswald's late, again.

Not that I can't go alone.

His lack of fashion is comical,

He should be thrown from the group.

A cane does not make the man,

But a carefully chosen suit can.

Max, now that was style;

That man knew how to dress.

Stop fussing with my collar,

I have it just as I want it.

My shoes need a bit of shining though,

Hurry, snap to it.

Oh, the thrill;

I can't wait to get started.

Sitting still makes my heart beat like a drum,

I can't wait to see the others' faces.

I should order some backup suits,

In case this one gets sullied.

Things might get rowdy tonight,

Sometimes, the boys play rough.

Speaking of the boys,

Here they are now.

"Don't worry," she says,

"You look good, Mr. J."

I never asked for your opinion.

- Me (2/29/2024)

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