aveux dans la salle de bain

I quit school in 8th grade and committed to a flimsy life of five finger discounts and cut throat narration.

So it's no wonder why everyone was absolutely shocked, including myself, when I completed a vigorous Bachelors program and went on to Grad school 20 years later.

In my Biology studies I discovered something. I wasn't sure at first but I hypothesized and followed a hunch. After much research of peer reviewed studies, clinical trials and empirically based statistical data I had found support for my thesis.

God is red cabbage, not Pooh Bear.

Sorry Jack.