As I stared at the face of the grotesque, horrible face of the shadow monster, I felt an intense emotion rip its way through my heart.

Now, we're going to take a pause right here.

Hear me out...

You're probably thinking, "Oh it's just going to be fear or something. Duh. Such a cliche."

Fun fact, it's not. That emotion is disgust.

I face the monster and roll my eyes at it, "If I knew I was going to have to fight *you* at the end of this deluded rainbow... I really wouldn't have trained so hard."

Then I play catch with the poor creature, throwing him a really small and hard to catch ball out of the barrel of my AK47.

"Oops." I say sarcastically as I throw my gun onto the corpse of the shadow monster and walk away.