Challenge
May 2024 Drabble Challenge: "Sprung"
Using exactly 100 words, tell me a prose story. This month's interpretation is wide open, but somehow stick to the topic / idea of "Sprung." Spring, sprung, hung, bouncy, end-of-wintery, whatever. Horror? Sure, ok. Porn? Hell, let's see what you got. Mechanical mania, machines awakened by the passing of an infectious comet? Overdrive it, baby, to the maximum. The only rules here are standard English grammar and punctuation and a word count of exactly 100 words. I'll pick a winner sometime after June 1 and before July gets here, probably.
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Enhancement
The email came and I sprung for it. Savage Amazonian Mixture Adds 3+ Inches. I was done tired of my little pecker. I'll never forget Marylou when I pulled it out on her. "Is that yer pecker?!" So I clicked the link, linked my card, and pressed Submit. Seven long business days later it came. Little old zipper bag of white powder. Pronto I mixed it in water and drank it. And then, nothin'. Porn sites. Nothin'. After two hours of nothin' I took a look at that package. God damn if I didn't drink a glass of plant food!