The cat is out of the bag.

John, Kiera, and Fredrico had a secret.

John decided to kill Kiera and Fredrico so that he could feel special for the first time in his life.

John succeeded and immediately forgot the secret because he was never very bright.

However his cat leaped out of his Walmart grocery bag and went into the streets selling pamphlets that detailed John’s secret.

John took one for $7.98 but there was a problem.

John had forgotten how to read.

Now the secret will never be known except by the millions of people who live in New York.

I actually don’t know how many there are and I don’t want to search it up, so don’t correct me if I’m wrong.