I saw a horse today.

I saw a horse today inside the supermarket, wearing the most peculiar attire. I was shuffling through the aisles with my cart full yummy processed goods when I saw it in the produce section, donning a white lab coat coated in a thick layer mud and lab goggles tightly secured with a rubber strap, standing on its back hooves and pushing the cart forward with its front hooves. I stopped and stood with a dropped jaw and wide-eyes. The horse, minding its own business, curls back its top lip as it eyes the corn cobs and prudently picks out the freshest cobs-- whose freshness can be determined moist green husks and fresh silk tassels-- gently with its front teeth and drops it in the cart before moving on to the apples. I have to give it to em, that horse knows how to pick its corn. Anyhow, I looked around to gauge others' reaction to this unusual sight. Certainly someone who works at the store has already contacted some sort of authority to have the horse removed. I mean this must be violating some sanitary code or something-- its a fucking horse in a grocery store, not to mention all the dried mud flaking off its coat and getting everywhere! But no one was even batting an eye at the horse, they all just went about their day, crossing items off their list and comparing prices between name brand and generic products! I followed the horse for a while as it shopped. No one else ever even so glanced at the bipedal, mad scientist-looking horse as it clopped through the store. Eventually I stopped following the horse. It had been an two hours since I had arrived at the store and I had work tomorrow morning, so I went to self-check out and then went home.