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Cold Chinese food with a side of Asssex and shitty movies that go nowhere but somewhat drown out the smell of this downwinddoggy that didn't seem ironic until a stray fart sounded similar to the unneutered dog I remember being a known cat hating sc'rapscallion around the neighborhoods right down the road from where the Chinese "restaurant" declared they'd be opened for business,
cum to think of it
partnering with a lazy underfunded animal control/dog pound has got to be one of the smartest...
-if she knew I just released 2 weeks worth of my pent up szexuchaun
thinking about local business doings while trying not to barf the product of its making on to her backside from the stinch this oscillating fan successfully sends, stops, sends again my sniffer's way-
well then she'd probably have thought twice before skimming some sonofabitchSeconds from a stranger's fridge and insisting on not sipping some of the surplus mouthwash bedside to subside the side effects the szechuan sauced entree she tried to hide the fact she'd snuck small little bits of each and every time she's got up to pee or refresh her drink or mine
slurping slivers of sesame then insisting on four play where you skip all the bases and slide your licker into sensitive spots
not having considered the traces
is a decision she made that wasn't the safest
So
That fart responsible for this swelling smell of soupifiedSonofabitchsoul fittingly
sour'd the no longer sweet pussycat hole
"Get out Bitch"